The reason society has these really stupid people is that so many of us try to think outside of the box but what we really need to do is think about the box.
my dog’s great
people get so upset when I refer to my dog as a person but the truth is being a person is a title that not even most humans are worthy of.
my dog should be applauded.
I’m Back.
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, I’m on the right track.
what did one idiot say to the other?
You only hear from idiots because smart people keep their mouths shut.
circle of life
Many people have asked what the point of life is but it is incredibly simple:
- Be born
- Start huge problems like global warming
- Not be able to solve the problems you started
- Have kids
- Make your kids solve your problems
dead or alive?
I have heard a lot of people talk about the little piggies but I have never heard anyone talk about whether they went as shoppers or produce.
right or left
Remember, the next time you call someone special to specify which side of the special spectrum you mean.
crash course
Just remember, there are no tutorials on life, just for everything in life.
what do you really make
I just realized that all bottled water companies make is plastic bottles.
happy birthday
Ah birthdays, nothing like celebrating that there is one less year till you’re dead.